An Unorthodox Departure from Daytona Beach
Sun, sand, clubs and just being drunk way too early in the day were probably the highlights of my spring break. Most of my trips this past year have consisted of exploring new cities, this one however being a break from the norm. After spending an entire week there, the only part of Daytona Beach that I can now identify would be the local hotel, Razzles, the 7-11 and of course "Steve's Famous Diner." You might be asking yourself "What about the airport? Didn't he fly there?" Yes I did fly but I was pretty tired from spending most of the day sitting in terminals and don't remember a whole lot of it. On the other hand, the deperture from Daytona was a little unorthodox.
To make a long story short, my flight was scheduled to depart at 7am the morning after St. Patty's Day, how convenient. I ended up being woken at 6:10 by a sober, and much wiser than myself, Cole Miller. Now I was already way behind schedule, but the real problem came into play with the fact that everyone else in my party (which consisted of said Cole Miller, Tex and Emac) didn't fly until an hour after me. This left me with the task of getting to the airport and onto the plane by my drunken self. All I can mention about the rest of my journey is what I can remember and actually verify that it happened. I luckily managed to hail a cab pretty easily outside of the hotel. To make matters worse, that was the moment I decided to check my wallet only to realize that I had spent my life savings on alcohol the night before. The cab driver reassured me that a trip to 7-11 wouldn't be a problem, or I think he put it something like "it's cool man, 7-11 has an ATM and I gotta [exploitive deleted] anyway."
I finally did make it to the airport, but I cannot be sure that I actually made it on the plane. You see recently, and by recently I mean the last three years, I have had a problem with blacking out. As far as I honestly know, I could have been teleported from DAB to ATL airports. And, given the fact I probably smelled like I had just swam in a pool of alcohol, it is probably more likely that I was teleported than it is that they would have let me on the flight in my state of mind. All I know is that I made it to Atlanta and ended up meeting with my party to fly with them from ATL back to Madtown and enjoy the rest of my break on the couch recovering.
p.s. Thank you Saint Patrick
